
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had ten inches
Lord I almost died,
But id spent so many years
Waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong
And I knew I could take you on…
But there you are
Another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac
But you brought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Ooooh
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches
Then turn up with only four,
Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find u out?
Don’t you know were only joking
When we say size doesn’t count?
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
With a handful of latex!
I will survive,
I will survive
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!
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I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!