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At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had ten inches
Lord I almost died,
But id spent so many years
Waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong
And I knew I could take you on…
But there you are
Another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac
But you brought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Ooooh

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches
Then turn up with only four,
Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find u out?
Don’t you know were only joking
When we say size doesn’t count?
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
With a handful of latex!
I will survive,
I will survive

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It’s true!  And you guys make it so much fun, really!  So many of you ask me what more you can do for me, to show me just how much you love me, and I totally love you for it!  One of the best ways you can show me your love and devotion is to vote for me.  Yup, on my entry page, at the bottom are a bunch of topsites that you can click, which will then get me a vote for that particular topsite.  And more votes gets me higher ranking and better visability.  Which translates into more calls, which makes me a very happy phonesex slut! 

So I just wanted to give you a special thank you for being so sweet, and for making my days and nights so much fun!

Kisses!

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I had a lot of fun with a new caller the other day.  He found me while looking for some hot taboo phone sex.  And you all know that I’m your go to chick when it comes to wicked taboo!  I just hope I didn’t freak him out by being too extreme or nothing.  lol  We ended up playing out this hot Mom/Daughter scene where I was finally able to convince “S” that my daughters tight ripe cherry just had to be popped!  He was a lil hesitant at first, kinda concerned that he shouldn’t be doing this, but it didn’t take long for his lust to totally take control, when he finally fucked that tight baby virgin pussy good and hard!  Mmm, I just hope that “S” had as much fun as I did!

I also had an amazing session with my adorable farklekins too!  Mmm, I love you baby, it was good to get to hear your voice again!  I mean don’t get me wrong…I love it when we play during a hot chat session, but it just isn’t the same as hearing you when you groan while shooting that hot sticky load into your panties for Mummy!  Mummy loved fucking you with her fat, hard strapon, just like a nasty slutty lil girl, farkleboo!  Hee hee!  Can’t wait to do it again!

So if you’re looking for some hot taboo phone sex too, then you know who to call! 

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Taboo Phone Sex is what you’ll get with me!  And I mean NO limits at all!  I love to play with all types of fantasies, and all sorts of fetishes!  I prefer the darker sides of Phone Sex, and I have a dominating personality.  I enjoy sissy phonesex, panty boys, Fem Dom, strapon phonesex, and much more!  Forbidden fantasies?  Bring them on!  I also love incest phone sex, and all types of family fun, especially age play fantasies!  Everything from the hottest GFE, cuckolds, wet and dirty fun,  to mind altering Erotic Hypnosis!  Cum explore your taboo fantasies with Mia!

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Phew, was that ever one mother of a cold I had there!  If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll have seen my tweet where I said I had a sore throat, and the beginings of a cold.  Well, that’s all you heard from me for about two weeks.  lol  I was flat on my back, and no, not in my fav postition either!  lol  Well, not if I’m not fucking, that is!

But I’m all good now, and back to normal, yay!!!!  And you know what?  Even though a cold takes a lot out of you, I’m kinda surprised to find myself insanely horny lately!  lol  Gotta get me some cock and some hot phonesex soon so I can cum over and over again!

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My name is Mia, and I’m here for you, to fulfill your deepest, darkest fantasies…as well as a few of my own! No fetish is too extreme for me!  I’m that kinky phone sex slut you’ve always dreamed of!

I am your perfect lil whore, always willing to please…always wanting more. I love to feel my snatch get all moist, and I love to taste myself when I get real horny. All I need is you to help me… As your mother, catching you playing with yourself, then showing you how horny your Mommy really is! As your daughter, being Daddy’s Bad Lil Girl…needing that serious spanking and fucking that only a loving father can provide. As a cheating, lonely, horny house wife. As your wickedly sexy teacher, as your city area policewoman, as any sexy slut you can imagine in your wildest dreams…

Envision me, on my knees, playing with my clit, as you slide your hot, throbbing dick into my sweet, tight, pink lil ass…nothing else makes me cum as hard!!! And the way I will milk your cock with my hot lilmouth, will leave you shuddering with extreme pleasure!!!

So come and let me make you feel as I know you want to feel. I have no limits, and no taboos, and I’m looking forward to playing with you soon! Let me show you just how kinky I can be….

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I just love training new sissy’s to become that nasty cocksucking sluts that they’ve always dreamed of being.  Especially during some kinky hot Sissy Training Phone Sex!  Making them dress up in slutty panties, turning them into dirty slutty girls.  I always like to start sissy training with my big fat juicy strapons.  Teach them how to suck cock like a real slut should.  Make them knob gobble it all up until they’re begging me for real cock.  Oh and they always do.  Filthy sluts.  Always wanting that real cock to taste that real yummy cum!

You a nasty slut who’s hungry for the salty taste of cum too?  Then get your panties on, get your toys out and give me a call!

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I know that it has nothing at ALL to do with phonesex, but it’s something else that I do.  LOL  Just picked up Bullet, nee Capone this last weekend, and he’s slowing adjusting, even though he’s still a bit shy!  He’s a 3-4 year old American Staffordshire male.  There’s no history on him, and the only thing that we know is that he was seen thrown from a moving car in the country.  But now he’s here with me, and I’m telling you, I just love the guy and I very well might adopt him!  lol

Back to phonesex real soon!

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Yup, so I finally signed up for Twitter!  I have no idea what took me so long.  LOL  I just started, so I’m trying to get the hang of it, but it doesn’t seem all that difficult.  I’m afraid that I’ll get totally addicted and become a tweetaholic!  LMAO  So yeah, if you’re on Twitter too, then follow me and help me figure it all out!

I’m also super creamy and excited about this Saturday!  Yuppers, you know it!  Depeche Mode will be in town again, and again, I’ve got some awesome tickets on da floor!  Woot, woot, woot!!!  I can’t fucking wait!!!

So if you wanna catch me in a crazy horny mood, now would be a good time!  :P  Call me for some hot Fetish Phone Sex fun!

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